You know you're a working Mom when...

I am a working Mom...and here are some of my experiences first hand..

-1- You get to a boardroom meeting and realize (too late) that you have a peanut butter hand print on your butt.

-2- Your child starts calling her daycare provider Mom! :(

-3- You finally make it to the office, only to discover you've brought your daughter's Dora backpack with you..instead of your briefcase.

-4- You start talking to people the same way you talk to your kids.. (Do you need a nap?)

-5- You have no idea what is happening in the world.  You know you forgot the dry cleaning, and you know that you have to run to Wal-mart after work to buy a last minute birthday gift...but you don't know that the war still rages in the Middle East.

-6- You can't find your bobby pins to pin your hair back in that professional 'coif' so you use purple plastic barrettes with flowers on them instead.

-7- You start spelling everything.."Hey do you want to go for l-u-n-c-h"...or "Holy was I ever d-r-u-n-k"

-8- You're searching in your huge purse for your pass key but first find a diaper, a box of wet wipes and an old bag of french fries.

-9- You are elated that you had at least 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep; and waking up at 6am on a Saturday is a total sleep in.

-10- You walk around the grocery store for a half hour before you realize you're still wearing your daughters faux diamond tiara.

I wonder if she wears her's to the store..does she go to the store?

-11- You eat your dinner's standing up.

-12- You have to clean the fruit loops off your passenger seat, and find the cause of that awful odour before taking clients in your car.

-13- You stop at two glasses of wine because you know 5am comes way too early.

-14- There is a song in your head..and you've been singing it all day..but you can't place it..until you realize it's a Bobs & Lo Lo song...

-15- On the upside..sitting at your desk first thing in the morning is the only time you can finish an entire coffee while it's still hot!

When I drink my coffee my hair blows like this too..